niteryde
I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via freakingapocalypse)
cackarrot

Change one of the words in an anime title to “ass”

leeeeh-sa:

goingtonamek:

gokuspasm:

brainrainbows:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

knottybynvture:

wes-eskimo:

sageoftenpaths:

eurotrottest:

nonjutsu:

thesupersaiyangod:

tacos-and-thickbitches:

wontongod:

Ghost in the ass

Ass Samurai 

Ass Eater

Ass

Attack on Ass

Ass of Diamond

Magi: kingdom of Ass

Black Ass: The Second Barrage

Avatar the Last Ass Bender

Ass Basket

Ass Ball Z

Fullmetal Ass

Ass Bebop

Cowboy Ass

Ass!